{"id":230,"date":"2017-02-03T19:41:21","date_gmt":"2017-02-03T19:41:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.momentumadvertising.com\/?p=230"},"modified":"2021-01-08T17:06:14","modified_gmt":"2021-01-08T17:06:14","slug":"super-bowl-advertising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.momentumadvertising.com\/2017\/02\/super-bowl-advertising\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Bowl Advertising, Karma, Wings, I Ordered More Hot Sauce &#038; the CrossFit Open"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Super Bowl Advertising, Karma, Wings, I Ordered More Hot Sauce &amp; the CrossFit Open<\/strong><\/h1>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Super Bowl advertising. Is it\u00a0<a href=\"\/work\">advertising<\/a>, or a form of karma to all the bloated companies and head dick bags who waddle around\u00a0over-charging clients and under paying the people who actually make the products and bring it to\u00a0market? I know, I know, where did I learn the word karma right?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Back to Super Bowl advertising.\u00a0Take a look at the price it costs to run a spot during the Super Bowl. This year I believe it comes in at around 5 million (for a mere 30 seconds). That\u2019s a lot of cheese. Shit, that\u2019s all the cheese! It\u2019s got fantastic viewership \u2013 everyone\u2019s bloated, loud and throwing peanut M&amp;Ms at the TV,\u00a0but the numbers are there. They can afford TV\u00a0so they have\u00a0the extra cheese.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Somehow the public has been convinced that they need to watch these ads. A practice they spend the rest of the year avoiding. The smart ones know and catch them on YouTube in all their terribleness. Yes that\u2019s right, most companies release their spots on YouTube a week before the game. Anyway, how\u2019s this for karma? The 30 seconds are a product sold to people who sell products to sell their product. Get that? The company selling you the sugar-coated turd has to waaaaay over pay to get a chance to sell you the sugar-coated turd, which cuts into the profits of their turd selling. Turds are so hot right now!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Most all the spots are giant ego-driven pieces that do very little selling. They are just so the big guy with tiny shoes can brag that his people did that, and he can afford it. \u2018Cause he\u2019s the head turd, and his turd is the hottest.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Remember that Apple ad in 1984? Yes, I\u2019m old. Shut up.\u00a0When\u2019s the last time you saw a campaign that, not only was\u00a0pulled off creatively, but actually made sense and sold the product. Like 10 years ago? The whole thing is\u00a0just a spending frenzy created by media companies\u00a0(which are another group of giant turds)\u00a0to sell Super Bowl advertising\u00a0ads at 5 million a spot.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>So Super Bowl advertising party at my place?\u00a0Nah\u2026 I can\u2019t afford cable.\u00a0 Maybe I\u2019ll find what party has the best wings and go eat myself in to a coma. Of course, you all realize, if this year had a team I was remotely interested in, the entire post would be full of positivity.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Also, just FYI, the CrossFit Open starts on Feb. 23<sup>rd<\/sup>, so there is that to look forward to. Get this football crap outta here!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>One more thing, the woman from the hot ones post still won\u2019t accept my LinkedIn\u00a0connection. I ordered more hot sauce and got another note:<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>\u201cWell hello again Andrew! Glad you\u2019re diggering the sauce! Bravado Ghost Pepper will be a bit hotter and more vinegar content, really good on all those fancy salads, you eat with goat cheese, Enjoy!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>stay Forever Spicy,<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Krysty @ Heatonist\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Ok, so what the hell is she talking about fancy salads with goat cheese? If I eat goat cheese I\u2019ll \u201cgoat blast\u201d all over the bathroom. And what the hell does \u201cdiggering\u201d mean. I\u2019m starting to think she\u2019s nuts, or just writes whatever. Maybe she\u2019s not in love with me. How much hot sauce do I have to buy to get this woman to love me?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Signed,<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Lost in love and generally bloated.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Bowl Advertising, Karma, Wings, I Ordered More Hot Sauce &amp; the CrossFit Open Super Bowl advertising. 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